We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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