Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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