You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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