You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
zippers are such a cool invention
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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