Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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