You're so nebulous sometimes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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