YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
