): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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