i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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