all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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