Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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