How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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