You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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