I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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