he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
worst night to have a conscience
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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