She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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