dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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