I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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