Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize