Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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