Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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