Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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