I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
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