i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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