guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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