Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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