i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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