i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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