no. you can't hotbox the world.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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