i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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