her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Watching her eat just hurts me
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
