Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Dick very happy bro
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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