I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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