Just fell off a train. Bad.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
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