I don't usually arrange sex via text message
do herpes really smell.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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