It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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