capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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