i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
