I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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