This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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