Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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