Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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