this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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