I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize