Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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