I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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