Plan B is the new Plan A
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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