redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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