Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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