i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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