the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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