508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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