Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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