Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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